I love to name things…people, pets, cars, invisible friends, etc. I don’t know why I take such joy out of thinking up the perfect name for people, but I do. I truly wish I could have ten thousand children just so I could name them all of the amazing names that I can think of. Maybe I should just move to a farm and get a ton of animals and name them all. If you are having a baby and don’t have a name yet, I might just text you with a thousand suggestions to use. This is a warning, people, not a joke.