Category Archives: Random

(Shirt: Old Navy Maternity Jacket: Banana Republic  Pants: Target  Necklace & Shoes: HandMeDown)

If you haven’t figured out by now, my brain is totally random. And to be honest, I really only share the watered-down versions of my thoughts, so you don’t think I’m an absolute freak. This was a conversation my husband and I had the other day…

Me: “What if ocean animals farted and their fart bubbles traveled to the top of the water and when it popped it made a melodic sound? Like each animal had a different and unique fart bubble sound. What would whales sound like?”

Hubby: “What would a jellyfish fart sound like?”

And yes, this conversation went on for another ten minutes or so with us naming underwater animals and then making the sounds that we think their “fart bubbles” would sound like. I’m so thankful I have a husband that not only puts up with my crazy, but goes along with it. What would a jellyfish fart sound like?!

(Necklace: jane.com  Shirt: consignment store  Skirt: Old Navy Maternity  Shoes: Goodwill)

I’m sure I’ve written before what a total and complete klutz I am. It seems like walls just suddenly appear a millisecond before I run into them or the coffee table comes out of nowhere and takes my pinky toe off. But the worst part is that I will occasionally look down at my arms or legs and see a gigantic bruise and have no recollection of where it came from or when it happened. You see, when you walk into things constantly, it kind of becomes second nature and you forget it even happened. Like right now, I just looked down at my knee and saw a ton of scratches on it, but have no clue how it happened. I swear, if I continue this way, I’m going to break my hip from accidentally falling by the time I’m forty. Good thing I drink a lot of milk to fortify my bones. 😉

(Necklace-Goodwill (JCrew)  Shirt: Old Navy Maternity  Dress: HandMeDown  Shoes-eBay (Steve Madden))

For Christmas, one of my husband’s coworkers gave me a lily as a present. This would have been a very thoughtful idea, if it wasn’t one of those “plant yourself and see it grow” kind of projects. I’ve mentioned before how I’m guilty of plant murder. Well, I did my best and I followed all the directions. I watered it, put it out in the sun and after more than a month, nothing happened. So, I did what I do best and completely ignored that sucker. And I went out the other day and realized that it had started to bloom! After I hadn’t watered it for more than a month. What the what?! My husband laughed at my bewilderment and stated, “I think you loved it too much. Plants are like kids, if you ignore them, they will go and do something to get your attention.” Makes perfect sense to me. Aren’t you jealous you didn’t marry such a crazy, insightful guy? 😉